From the Friday Fill-Ins blog.
Here we go:
1. I believe whatever doesn't kill you can still hurt a lot.
2. If you're good at something, do it often.
3. Why so corrupt?.
4. Something is out there, it's trying to sell me a car.
5. If my life were a sitcom, it would be titled "Cancelled!".
6. Sitting on my back porch [if you don't have one, use your imagination] I see bats.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to reminiscing about last night, tomorrow my plans include reminiscing about tonight and Sunday, I want to make plans for next weekend!